After 15 years, I tried to find the symbolism so you didn’t have to.
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1. London looks nice as hell from up high, but they are panning awfully slow.
2. Mary is way too into her appearances, off the bat.
3. Wow. Nice accent, Dick.
4. Who names their dog Andrew…?
5. I know that if there was a one-man-band in my park, I'd stay at least 25 feet away from them at all times.
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6. Look at you breaking the fourth wall!
7. This guy's got a boat on top of his house. That's amazing. But this first mate knows this is a boat on top of a house, yes?
8. This is all very Downton.
9. Oh my goodness, the Mom's a suffragette… but then she sings this little song about it. She wears yellow. Sure, she's a feminist, alright.
10. This boat neighbor is firing ammunition in a residential area. This can't be okay.
11. Mr. Banks seems fine, but everybody's scared as shit. I mean, he's just one guy.
12. You treat your children and wife the same as your SERVANTS. OK never mind, he's a patronizing, deaf asshole. Also why does his mustache have a bald spot?
13.OK your kids are missing and YOU haven't gone out and looked for them.
14. OK, so you live around this park, and the kids were in the park, and everyone is losing their shit.
15. Even the constable is nice. What the heck, Dad?
16. These kids don't seem bad at all. They're kids, and everyone's treating them like they're armed missiles.
